You Could Not Go Through Those One-Liners without Bursting With Laughter
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We all love one-liner jokes. And why shouldn’t we? They’re funny, they both silly and sophisticated, and most important – they’re short!
- Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
- Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
- The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
- Many people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
- A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
- I threw a boomerang many years ago. I now live in constant fear.
- So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not as if it is the end of the world.
- Velcro—what a rip-off!
- I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
- If I got 1 dollar for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 9.20 by now.
- I hope one day chickens will be able to cross the road without being judged on their motives.
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