These are not fake – they are real classified ads. And even though they were meant to sell something or solve a particular problem, all they do is make you laugh. Enjoy!
Wife Knows Best
In the end, this man understands that in general, the wife knows best. Never mind the collection of encyclopedias. His wife has all the information he needs.
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This is an ode to the good ol’ idiom: happy wife means a happy life. Good for him for understanding.